My daughter found a website full of free tests you can take and she wanted me to take some of them so I obliged her. I don’t place much faith in online tests particularly if they involve things like “Aura’s” and “Chakra’s” but they can be fun. They can be particularly fun if you score well which, I gather, I did.
Everyone likes to be thought well of so I thought I would devote this entry to showing off my self-esteem. It is something I had none of for many years so why not flash it around now that I have it hehehe.
Self-esteem is, of course, not going to convince anyone you are a worthy sort of person but it helps. So do other things. I have my degrees, my registration, my training and my years of experience but I am well aware these don’t interest some people.
For those who think religious fanatics, like me, are blinkered morons who can’t think for themselves here are the results of some tests I took.
Super IQ Test Results
Your IQ score is 131. This means that you are smarter than 98.0% of all other Super IQ test takers.
This number is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on the Tickle Super IQ Test.
But there’s more to intelligence than a single number, a single score, or a single label. Tickle uses 8 distinguishable dimensions of intelligence in the Super IQ Test. By analyzing your individual scores on those 8 scales, we are able to look beyond the raw IQ score into how you process information, and which intellectual strengths you’re best at.
Your test results indicate that the way you process information makes you an “Intuitive Investigator”.
You’ve got a sharp, logical mind and you are multi-talented. There seems to be nothing that your mind can’t process and understand. You’re able to detect numerical patterns easily, and grasp the true complexity of the world, both in its details and in the abstract. Even in particularly challenging situations, you are more than capable of using a variety of words to explain yourself. The combination of all these things makes you simply “brilliant.”
Your mind is so active that you might sometimes forget about your physical environment, or feel a little clumsy with your body (since the mind which governs your body is so busy thinking.) But even this is not likely to pose a significant problem for you.
As you can see, your top scores are in the areas of Logical, Mechanical, and Numerical. This is a very unusual combination — only 6 in 1,000 people have it.
Logical Ability score: 99 out of 100.
Mechanical Ability score: 99 out of 100.
Numerical Ability score: 99 out of 100.
Verbal Ability score: 99 out of 100.
Abstract Reasoning score: 97 out of 100.
Visual Ability score: 93 out of 100.
Spatial Ability score: 88 out of 100.
Organizational Ability score: 88 out of 100.
I fully object to that last score! The answer they gave to a question they said I got wrong was, in fact, wrong and MY answer was correct hehehe.
Now for the results of my Chakra Test. I know next to nothing about Chakra’s but I really liked the results I got in this test. My highest score was in my connection to the divine (God) and my lowest score was the first Chakra which they said means I may be questioning my safety. Too right I don’t feel safe! When five teenagers attack you in your own home and terrorise you for an hour before stealing your car it tends to put a dent in your confidence that you are safe in this world!
Kim, you are radiating positive energy from your Seventh Chakra.
This chakra is located at the crown of your head and represents the seat of the soul. The seventh chakra is associated with one’s connection to the spiritual self and to the divine. In your case, this chakra appears to be clear and unblocked so that positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your seventh chakra indicates that you’ve cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You’re apt to feel a greater bond with the spiritual world. You’re probably also more able to live in the moment than most other people are. The seventh chakra is the chakra of highest spiritual evolution.
For people like you who possess powerful seventh chakra energy, the spiritual world can be as real as the physical environment that exists all around you. At times, your connection with a higher power can also help you transcend the common confusion of life’s day-to-day happenings to feel truly at peace. However, on other occasions, being so spiritually inclined may leave you vulnerable to pangs of confusion or doubt; these are times when your faith is shaken. Ultimately such difficult periods will usually only serve to make your spiritual alliance stronger, furthering you along your life’s path.
At the same time this positive energy is being conveyed, you are showing signs of an energy disruption in your First Chakra. This blockage could be due to current events in your life that make you question your sense of safety in the world. You may also be feeling alienated from those who used to make you feel most secure and cared for. Alternately, this blockage could also be caused by more long-standing beliefs or negative circumstances that have made you fear for your life or safety. Such problems could have come in the form of actual threats to you, or they may have simply been worries over anticipated difficulties. Either is potentially damaging to your first chakra’s natural flow.
7th chakra score: level 9.8
6th chakra score: level 4.6
5th chakra score: level 9.0
4th chakra score: level 8.4
3rd chakra score: level 5.4
2nd chakra score: level 8.2
1st chakra score: level 2.4
What Colour Is Your Aura?
We don’t need a psychic to tell us that you’re giving off a Crystal vibe. That shimmering, iridescent aura reveals your sensitive, introspective nature. A soft-spoken romantic at heart, you like to think of life as a fairy tale — complete with a happily ever after ending. But when you occasionally misplace your rose-colored glasses, your idealism can take a pounding. That’s when you retreat inward, spending meditative time by yourself to restore your sometimes-too-fragile outlook on the world. Because of your delicate sensibilities, you prefer people and activities that don’t challenge your ways and views. But once you find a kindred spirit, you’re fiercely loyal — friends ’till the end. Quiet and gentle, you’re a thoughtful soul with a shining light around you.
Another aura test. I expected this to show my brightest colour was Crystal but it didn’t.
How Bright Is Your Aura?
Kim, the brightest color in your aura is Violet
Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having Violet as your brightest color means that the sixth, or Monadic, layer of your aura is the most vibrant. The Monadic layer of your aura is the sixth layer out from the core of your aura, and its vibrancy indicates that you have exceptional peace and purity, which radiates from your aura. You see your purpose clearly and that has allowed you to make excellent choices in many areas of your life.
Your aura impacts all aspects of your life. For instance, having a bright Monadic layer means that you have a deep sense that you’re living the life that was intended for you. At the same time, you likely see this existence as having a specific purpose, which may relate directly to your vocation. Your ideal job would be one that fulfills your life’s calling. You would not likely be satisfied working a job that compromised your integrity or kept you from doing what you feel you’re meant to do in this life.
In your love life, you likely have peaceful and calm partnerships. You may see sex as a spiritual connection between two souls, and be drawn to a partner who also exudes a purity of being. And while you enjoy this deep connection, you probably find it challenging if your romantic relationship interferes with your intended direction in life.
The brightness of your Monadic layer has a deep impact on your overall well being, in that you have — much more than others — a defined course in life. As long as you’re on the path to fulfilling your life’s purpose, you’ll enjoy a serenity that nourishes your mind, body, and soul.
I almost didn’t take this next test. Me? A dog? I don’t think so but curiosity overpowered dignity and I took the test.
What breed of dog are you?
Kim, you’re a Bernese Mountain Dog!
No bones about it, you’re a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you’re very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. “Communication” is your middle name, and when that’s paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!
This next test surprised me. I actually do like the song quite a bit.
What’s Your Song?
Kim, YOUR song is “Every Breath You Take”
Romantic and soulful, it’s no surprise your signature song is just as sweet as you are. When it comes to a night on the town, we’d guess you’d rather enjoy a candlelit dinner for two or a low-key night hanging out with friends than a wild party or chaotic club.
And while your signature song may not bring the house down, it never fails to inspire that loving feelin’ in everyone. That’s why it’s so perfect for a big-hearted person like you who’s always thinking of others. So, keep it up. It’s nothing short of breathtaking!
I was getting pretty happy with the results. As a psychologist I am aware that, to get people to think you are absolutely spot-on in these sorts of things, all you have to do is say positive things. People tend to be reluctant to disbelieve good things they are told about themselves or their futures but, of course, I am different. I know the truth when I read it (ROFL).
I decided to take the acid test. Would they tell me I am still single because of some flaw in me?
Why are you still single?
Kim, you’re single because you don’t want to slow down
Whether you’re working all hours, busy with school, or planning a cross-country move, it sounds like you just don’t have time for anyone else in your life…right now, that is.
Your timing may be off in other aspects, too. Chances are, you’ve met that perfect person who just so happens to be married or planning their own cross-country move. So take a step back for a moment. Is there something underlying this? Could it be you’re afraid to get involved for some reason or another, and are therefore attracted to people who are simply unavailable?
Whether you’re secretly sabotaging yourself or not, try a little exercise. Open your mind to those who are around you (and available!) right now. Then let up on your schedule to let that someone in. That is, unless you want to get married to your goals, and not Mr. or Mrs. Right.
Spot on! No room for Mr Right as long as I keep pining for Mr Wrong! I am working on that and making excellent progress though I think I’d prefer to chase my goals than chase a man – any man.
So there you have it – some additional information, if you choose to believe the test results are accurate, about me.
I am aware there will be religious people who will think this entry is the work of the devil. Christians are not supposed to have anything to do with things like aura’s and chakra’s and potentially occult things. On the other hand, we are supposed to be wary of psychology too hehehe.
As a psychologist I like these sorts of tests. I think they are fun. I place no faith in them – all my faith belongs to God! I take from them what amuses me and leave the rest alone. I will not do any exercises to improve my aura or chakra’s. If they said I was a moron I would disagree.
It seems to me my aura and chakra and whateva’s have become pretty darn good as a result of nothing but my desire to become the person God intended me to be when He created me!
Even my IQ seems to have improved. When I took IQ tests years ago as part of my training in psychology most of my IQ appeared to be centered in my verbal abilities. I had much lower scores in other areas.
I firmly believe only God can unlock the potential he put inside each one of us!
Give Him a few more years working on me and I will probably achieve all the things those alternative movements aim for without having to learn a thing about them.
For those who wish to check out the tests the link is below. The site has lots of ads and charges a fee for some results. Other test results, like the ones I have posted here, are free or paid for by advertisers.
I DO NOT ENDORSE ANY OF THESE TESTS, OR THEIR RESULTS, in my capacity as a psychologist. They are nothing more than a bit of fun and should NOT be taken seriously.
(Link deleted due to finding a macro trojan horse password collection virus on my computer after going to this site.)